| GOOD QUOTATION  SMS COLLECTIONS   Learn something   new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind   open.  Pray as if   everything depended work as if everything depended on you.  In success and   failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the   world and with yourself.  The way you   manage your time determnes your success or failure as a man.  Honour the chief.   There must be a head of everything. As a final   incentive before giving up a difficult task,try to imagine it succeessfully   accompliced by someone you voilently hate    There is no   substitute for hard work.    Duty pays you.   Safety saves you.    Take time to look-   it is price of success    Take time to   think-it is a source of power    Take time to   read-it is a source of wisdom    Take time to be   friendly-it is a way of happiness    Between two evils,   choose neither. Between two goods, choose both    The shortest way   to do many thing is to do a single thing at a time.    Think you are   well, and all that is well with you. And nature will read your thoughts and make   them true    Be true to   yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you   are.    Troubles which   are tackled instead of being talkedabout, dissappear like mist before the   morning sun    Undertake not what   you cannot perform but be careful to keep your promise.    Forget injuries,   but never forget kindness    Be glad and   rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.    Do not attempt to   do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but don't relinquish it simply   because someone else is not sure of you.
                                   Do not express   dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a   defence.
                                   Prayer is the   first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to   GOD.
                                   Who agree like   bell; they want nothing but hanging.    Anger is a short   madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reations.
                                   Nothing is bad   but it might have been worse.
                                   Loyalty to friends   and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any   sphere.    Instead of feeling   inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on   what you can do that others cannot.    To be angry is to   revenge the fault of others on us
                                   As heat conserved   is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a   power which can move the world.
                                   Our errors are   steps on the way.
                                   A fool may be   known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit, change without   progress, enquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes   for friends.DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????
 
    It is better to   be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.
                                   Love all, trust a   few, do wrong to none.
                                   You will never   find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it.
                                   If you want   people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.
                                   Our prayers   should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for   us.
                                   If you shed tears   when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
                                   You may make   mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for   it.
                                   ANGER is only one   letter shorter than DANGER.
                                   The man who has   done less than his best have done nothing.39.The world makes way for the man who   knows where he is going.
                                   Think more about   what you can make happen than about what happens to you.
                                   Stand for truth   even at the expense of losing popularity.
                                   For every minute   of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
                                   Do not do to   others that which would anger you if others did it to you
                                   Failure   establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong   enough.
                                   Write injuries in   dust, benefits in marble.
                                   Be clean in all   matters and you will never be ashamed.
                                   Saying "I did not   find time " shows you did not WISH to do it.
                                   People who   believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.
                                   If you don't   think every day is a good day try missing one!
                                   Learn to hide   your heartaches and woes under a pleasant smile.
                                   Every good   thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway   radiant.
                                   Those who do not   have goals are doomed to work for those who do.
                                   Be thankful if   you have a job that is harder than you like. A razor cannot be sharpened on a   velvet.
                                   When you long for   something, it means you love it.
                                   DON'T ever give   up before you have solved the problem you are facing.
                                   Don't say things.   What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on   the contrary.
                                   Think that day   lost whose decending son has seen no worthy action done.
                                   We weave a   tangled web when we first practise to deceive.
                                   Love is only   chatter. Friends are all that matters.
                                   The heart has its   reasons, which, reason does not know.
                                   Tommorow I will   live, the fool says. Today is too late. The wise lived   yesterday.
                                   It is better to   forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.
                                   The more hot   arguments you win the more good friends you lose.
                                   Face the   situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to   face.
                                   Mistakes fail in   their missin of helping the person who blames them on others.
                                   Do not worry   about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't   try.
                                   Be sure you are   right and then go ahead.
                                   That sorrow is   heavy which bows the head, when love is alive nad hope is dead.
                                   The truth that's   tild with bad intent beats all lies you can invent.
                                   In life knowing   how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.
                                   Think in the   morning, do it in the afternoon, eat in the evening,sleep in the   night.
                                   If hardwork is   you weapon then success will be you slave.
                                   Women's heart is   soft but if it becomes hard, a diamond also cannot stand it.
                                   Though you are   travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push   you back.
                                   Thankfulness   should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it.        Love is all in   fire and yet freezing,  Love is much   in winnig , but is more in loosing. Love is ever sick and yet is never   dying, Love is ever true and yet is ever   lying, Love does   doath in liking and is mad in loathing, Love indeed is   everything, yet indeed is nothing.
    It is important   to follow rules rather than to make rules.
                                   A person in front   of whom you dare to be yourself is you trues friend.
                                   Never express to   the world what you can do. Show the world by doing it.
                                   See that you are   needed to atleast one person in life.
                                   It is better for   us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.
                                   What you don't   like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.
                                   Miracles do occur,   but one has to work hard for them to happen.    Show appreciation   of the smallest services by your loved ones and employees.
                                   The higher we are   places, the more humble should we walk.
                                   It is attitude   rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
                                   Don't be reckless   with other peoples hearts and don't put on with people who are recless with   yours.
                                   Don't waste your   time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg   and in the end its only with yourself.
                                   Be nice to you   sibling. They are your best link to your past.
                                   Understand that   friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.
                                   Don't expect   anyone else to support you at any point.
                                   Dream as if you   will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
                                   Be prepared and   some day your chance will come.
                                   Watch the sun   rise atleast once a year.
                                   Be there when   people need you.
                                   When I hear   someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what"-Sydney J   Harris.
                                   If you are too   careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon   something-Gertrude Stein.
                                   A hero is no   braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer-R W   Emerson.
                                   Never fear   shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.
                                   Pain is   inevitable. Suffering is optional.
                                   Shoot for the   moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars-Les   Brown.
                                   I started out with   nothing & still have most of it left.    I pretend to work.   They pretend to pay me.    Sarcasm is just   one more service we offer     If I throw a   stick, will you leave?    You!... Off my   planet!    If I want to hear   the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.    The Bible was   written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.    Did the aliens   forget to remove your anal probe?  Errors have been   made. Others will be blamed.    A hard-on doesn't   count as personal growth.    Whatever kind of   look you were going for, you missed.    Suburbia: where   they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.    Well, this day was   a total waste of makeup.    I'm so unlucky   that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.     I told my   psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone   hasn't met me yet.     For three days   after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.     I'm desperately   trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.     We had gay   burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.     Death is the   greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last! 
 Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle   peep. Im not half as thunk as u drink. I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand   here da longer i get
    How would you like   your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?    Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men   talk about having the smallest. 
 What is similar to a woman's period?
 Ur salary   - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it   means u r in deep trouble.
 
 Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going   slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?
    The best way to   remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in   dead.
 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the   Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    If I told you that   you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?    I'm sweet like   sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played. 
 Why'd the couple   stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is   chinese.
    Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found   out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
    Why did Tigger   stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
 "My mom was a   ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the   dog was telling me to kill my father." 
 "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how   come his hair is always so neatly combed?"
 
 "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller   because she couldn't remember the lines."
 
 "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your   neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."
 
 "He who laughs   last has not yet heard the bad news."
 
 "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get   in touch with themselves'."
 
 "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
 
 "Condoms aren't   completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
 
 "We must believe   in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."
 
 "It's not the   people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."
 
 "Mr   Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."
 
 "There's no   bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."
 
 "The flashier kind   of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year   after death."
    All I ever wanted is what others have.    Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.    A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.    Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it   away!     It is better to be fair than to be popular!    The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.    Time is something that makes sure that everything does   nog happen at the same moment.     Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a   long time!    I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes   well.    I see things the way they are and say: Why?   .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?     I want to die   sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and     He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had   only been listening.
                 
                  When your youngest child needs sex education, you have   badly informed your elder children on the subject.
                 
                  The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will   never be friends.
                 
                  The present is just as mysterious as the future.
                 
                  People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already   are disturbed.
                 
                  You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for   the memories.
                 
                  Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never   dies.
                 
                  Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when   they have nothing to wear.
                 
                  What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a   sign "Forbidden to swim?"
                 
                Be yourself, there are enough   other people. Life is what happens when you plan to do other things --   John Lennon   copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking   nuts."  Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes   wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.  It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.   A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy  A lot of people were never happy because they thought it   had yet to come.  A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
               
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