PICK UP LINES SMS COLLECTIONS
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Greetings and salivations
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
I wonder what our children will look like.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Got two nipples for a dime?
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
The only thing that matters is that we're together.
I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at maths, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Hi. Are you cute?
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
So....How am I doin'?
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
I think about you when I masturbate.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
Do you know how to use a whip?
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Like the look of your crotch.
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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